Saturday, October 30, 2010

Saturday Morning Reflection #61

Good morning everyone...
Here it is, another wonderful Saturday morning. I am sending congratulations to all of the Mountainqueer fans on giving away the game to UConn. Go Huskies and God Bless you Bill Stewart.

As everyone knows I am a diehard MARSHALL fan. I hope the HERD looks good today against UTEP. Will the rebuilding process ever be done?

I suppose I should talk about work...It sucks. Enough said.

Trick or Treat night Jackie and I were giving out candy. Suddenly, the porch light went off. I stepped into the house so I could get another bulb. There, beside of the turned off switch, was Alex Cat. He had the most innocent look on his face. Kinda makes you wonder.


Here you go, Ginger...

Sick?

My co-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit she had of not always showing up for work. As an officer in our union, I was preparing to argue on her behalf when she took matters into her own hands and insisted, "But I was really sick this time!"

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Saturday Morning Reflection #60

Good morning everyone...
It's a lovely fall morning and cold enough that I will actually have to wear pants. Does this mean it is time for me to pack away the shorts? Kind of makes me depressed.

There was a miracle at the house this morning. I was the one to feed the cats and Alex Cat actually ate the first can I opened for him. I didn't have to threaten to kill him or anything......

Jackie and I are planning on a drive to look at the leaves. I hope they are nice and...if they are then there may be some pics posted on facebook by Jackie.

ok...now let me tell you what happened last night at the football game. Jackie and I went to the concession stand to get some hot chocolate. My ex wife was working the concession stand so we went to a different line. When we ordered the man went to get our hot chocolate...suddenly my ex appears with a pre poured cup. He delivered it and I made him take it back. I didn't see it poured and I don't trust her any farther than I can throw her...(all of you that know my ex and are laughing can stop it)...I am pretty sure I will hear something about this.

Here you go, Ginger...
A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals. One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "Jerry, what does your father say when the family sits down to dinner?"

Jerry answered, "Dad says, 'Go easy on the butter, kids, it's three dollars a pound!'"

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Saturday Morning Reflection #59

Good morning everyone...

Today is good old Saturday. Yippee! The company and the coffee are both very good this morning. Life is good and it seems that I have been just happy for a long time now. I am thinking that is the way life is supposed to be.

Alex Cat has been acting like a cat. He has actually been sitting on my lap...and allowing me to pet him. I remember when we first got him...he wouldn't allow us to even touch him.

There isn't much fall left. I think the frost will arrive soon and kill off all of the allergens floating around. I look forward to that. Of course with the coming of snow there is also the arrival of Trout Fishing. I am not sure where I am going, but I am going somewhere. I mean in the local area. Not sure that I want to plan another trip to Park City Utah this year. Maybe next year.

A note for everyone...Life is too short to be sad and unhappy. Do what you want to do and enjoy everything. Be open to new experiences and don't get to far away from your center. One day you will look back and it will be over. Don't rush it.

Here you go, Ginger...

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Saturday Morning Reflection #58

Good morning everyone...

I hope this wonderful saturday morning finds everyone well. I am officially off work for ONE WHOLE WEEK. YIPPE!!!!

There was an interesting incident this morning. Everyone knows that Jackie calls Alex Cat "the finnicky little bastard." She swears she is going to open 1 can of food and that he will have to eat that. This morning she opened his food (he showed us that he was not going to eat it by covering it up). Jackie called him a few choice names and told him he would have to eat it. All Alex Cat did was look at her and give a very soft pathetic meow. I will have to say that he did, at least, eat the second can.....

In defense of Jackie Alex has gone thru many cans of food this week. He is a little finnicky.

Something new for this saturday morning. Many of you know Kenny G. Let's all welcome him to the 21st century as he has a computer now. I will be sending him a link to the saturday morning reflection so that he will have something to read.

Deer season is rapidly approaching. I am looking forward to some fresh venison. I have an urge for some backstrap Cajun style. Yummy.

Here you go, Ginger...

Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport. She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well. So when I saw her I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Saturday Morning Reflection #57

Good morning everyone...

WE ARE....
MARSHALL!!!!!


Where did the warm weather go? I am pretty sure that I am not ready for any cold.

This morning's coffee is very good. Normally I like mine hot and black, but today I had Jackie dip her finger in it and sweeten it up for me.

There isn't much going on in my world. All is quiet and I like it just fine. I know that very soon there will be a drive over into the mountains to scope out the leaves as they change colors.

I suppose I will catch the MARSHALL game on the radio. I wonder which team will show up?

Here you go, Ginger...(hurry up and get back to work cause Zach is killing me)...

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.

"I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills