Saturday, February 19, 2011

Saturday Morning Reflection #77

Good morning everyone,

Summer is approaching fast...:)

Today is my annual trip to the store to pick up essential items. The first on my list...NEW FISHING LICENSE.

My psychic abilities tell me that there is a walleye cruising the water around Port Clinton looking for my bait...I will be there soon.

NEWS FLASH...I have been informed that Alex Cat will NOT eat fish and shrimp for breakfast...that is an evening meal. I tried it anyway this morning and he ended up getting a can of seafood feast also. Josie Cat appears to like it BUFFET STYLE.

Here you go, Ginger...

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.

Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around,rolls down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hey where am I?"

To this, the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane."

The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.

"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just five miles due East."

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

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