Good morning everyone...
This morning when I went in to feed the "outside cats" I saw the darndest thing...Only one outside cat came running when I opened the door. I had just put the "left overs" from Alex and Josie into the outside cats bowl. The outside cat had a large mouse in his mouth. Instead of eating his mouse he spit it into the left overs and began to eat cat food. One of the other outside cats arrived and started in on the leftovers. The first cat promptly whacked him with a paw. The second cat then was allowed to take the mouse. Kinda makes me wonder...which is better...leftover canned cat food or fresh mouse?
Here you go, Ginger...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills