Saturday, August 6, 2011

Saturday Morning Reflection #100

Good morning everyone...

Today seems to be a rainy saturday. Sounds like a winner to me after all of the heat.

Lots of discussion going on about the next vacation. Garden City seems to be the winner so far. I like the idea also. Looking forward to coffee on the balcony,with Jackie, and the waves crashing down just a few feet away.

The house is very quiet...Jackie is asleep, Maggie is asleep, and Yoda is asleep. The cats aren't even stirring. The quiet of the morning allows me to reflect upon things. Although I look forward to retirement...I only have 209 paydays left. Kinda scary. I know that fish all over the continent have this marked on their calendars.

Here's a chuckle to start you day...

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

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