Saturday, July 30, 2011

Saturday Morning Reflection #99

Good morning everyone,

The past week has been FANTASTIC. We were on VACATION. I won't bore you with all of the details, but let me say that if you ever get the chance eat dinner at The Hofbrau Haus

As we all grow a little older, I realize that I am coming up on the end of vacations with my little girl. Kinda sad, yet it is to be expected.

The next step is to start planning septembers vacation. Jackie and I have the list narrowed down to Gatlinburg, Morehead City,Garden City, and somewhere on Lake Erie. NO KIDS.

Here's a chuckle to start your day...
There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"

Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills

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