Good morning everyone...
Appears as if the wind blew last night.
There are so many good choices for the first fishing trip of the year we are having trouble deciding. The newest discussion involves running south and fishing for a weekend. I like that idea because it can happen sooner (and in better weather)...although, I do love Port Clinton.
This morning I fed the cats...Jackie's cat looked at what I gave him and covered it like he would something in the litter box. Then he went into the bedroom with Jackie. When she got up and gave him some food he ate it and is now the happy fat contented cat. He is an ass.
Jackie says I am not allowed to talk bad about her cat...I am not...I am typing.
Here's a chuckle to start your day off...
Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.
Nothing seemed to work.
Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.
"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, I do," the patient replied.
"Very well, then," the doctor said.
He took out a pin and pricked the patient's finger. Out came a trickle of blood.
The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"
"Oh my goodness!" the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger ... "Dead men do bleed!!"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills