Good morning everyone,
Another Saturday has arrived. Jackie has been up before dawn and has already consumed almost a full pot of coffee. She is currently brewing another. If it were summer, I would give her a water hose and a sponge and put out a sign that said.."Hand car wash..$10.00" No more mortgage in just a few hours...:)
On a more serious note...Wait...it is Saturday and I am not going to be serious.
It is time to make my SUPERBOWL prediction...
NY GIANTS 21
NE PATRIOTS 14
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a beautiful basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a huge, pretty box of asst.candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No" the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked "Champagne?"
"No" said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills