Good morning everyone,
Yippeee!!! Saturday again. Way better than working. The cats are wild this morning. Running back and forth and then the cat fights begin.
The work week was very long...since it was the first week back from vacation. Paperwork was piled everywhere and I still can't see over the top of the piles. It will still be there when I get back.
This weather change is awful. I am not ready for Fall/Winter. Can we please have summer back?
Here's a chuckle to start your day....
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him.
At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything.
He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #105
Good morning everyone,
I guess everyone now knows that last weekend we were at Garden City, SC. The weather was great, the fishing was great, and the company was great (apparently we had a great time). I will split the credit for scheduling our trip (between hurricanes) with Jackie.
Jackie says she is going to post the pics on her facebook page...and before anyone even asks me...they call the place "Drunken Jacks" for a reason. I think there is already a picture of that.
Here's a chuckle to start your day....
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
I guess everyone now knows that last weekend we were at Garden City, SC. The weather was great, the fishing was great, and the company was great (apparently we had a great time). I will split the credit for scheduling our trip (between hurricanes) with Jackie.
Jackie says she is going to post the pics on her facebook page...and before anyone even asks me...they call the place "Drunken Jacks" for a reason. I think there is already a picture of that.
Here's a chuckle to start your day....
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #104
Good morning everyone,
It's saturday once again and I am so excited. Many of you know why I am excited and the rest will find out in next weeks blog. I am looking forward to the MU game. This young inexperienced team is going to start with a nationally ranked foe. GO HERD.
A friend of mine has a newsletter that you should look at. Here is the link Dawns Newsletter
The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain old lazy bum."
"Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
It's saturday once again and I am so excited. Many of you know why I am excited and the rest will find out in next weeks blog. I am looking forward to the MU game. This young inexperienced team is going to start with a nationally ranked foe. GO HERD.
A friend of mine has a newsletter that you should look at. Here is the link Dawns Newsletter
The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain old lazy bum."
"Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #103
Good morning everyone,
Saturday is upon us again and I am very glad. I do want to mention that we should all try and do something for those affected by Hurricane Irene. Can you imagine what something like this could do to your Saturday?
The coffee this morning is just right, even if I did make it myself. The cats have already exhausted themselves and are settling in as cats so often do....I think Josie is actually snoring.
This past week there was a VERY funny thing that happened inmy office. While I was talking to a vendor, on speakerphone, (while eating lunch at my desk) the vendor overheard others in my office. I explained to the vendor that it was Jackie and Phil, I told the vendor that Phil was "president of the Blind Veterans Association" (and he is). The vendor replied back..."Oh, you should see my duaghter...she's blonde too." The laughter could be heard a good distance down the hallway and now, Phil is reffered to as "President of the Blonde Veterans Association." I am sure there will be more to follow on this item.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn't you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked.
"I could have," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday is upon us again and I am very glad. I do want to mention that we should all try and do something for those affected by Hurricane Irene. Can you imagine what something like this could do to your Saturday?
The coffee this morning is just right, even if I did make it myself. The cats have already exhausted themselves and are settling in as cats so often do....I think Josie is actually snoring.
This past week there was a VERY funny thing that happened inmy office. While I was talking to a vendor, on speakerphone, (while eating lunch at my desk) the vendor overheard others in my office. I explained to the vendor that it was Jackie and Phil, I told the vendor that Phil was "president of the Blind Veterans Association" (and he is). The vendor replied back..."Oh, you should see my duaghter...she's blonde too." The laughter could be heard a good distance down the hallway and now, Phil is reffered to as "President of the Blonde Veterans Association." I am sure there will be more to follow on this item.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn't you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked.
"I could have," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #102
Good morning everyone,
Last night, we were in Parkersburg,WV for the Colt Ford concert. It was a blast. This was an outdoor concert and one of the highlights was when the train came down the tracks...right behind the stage. Even the lead singer was surprised...Could only happen in West Virginia.
Jackie and I are discussing whether we should go "crabbin'" while we are in South Carolina. The license is very inexpensive and the equipment is cheap also...sounds like it might be fun (and tasty).
This mornings cat races have come to a close and both of the little beasts are now laying down. I am not sure who the winner is.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Last night, we were in Parkersburg,WV for the Colt Ford concert. It was a blast. This was an outdoor concert and one of the highlights was when the train came down the tracks...right behind the stage. Even the lead singer was surprised...Could only happen in West Virginia.
Jackie and I are discussing whether we should go "crabbin'" while we are in South Carolina. The license is very inexpensive and the equipment is cheap also...sounds like it might be fun (and tasty).
This mornings cat races have come to a close and both of the little beasts are now laying down. I am not sure who the winner is.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #101
Good morning everyone...
What a beautiful saturday morning. The weather is fantastic and the company and coffee are just great.
The vacation debate is finished...and the winner is...Garden City, SC. The hotel reservations are made. I can't tell you the dates we will be gone (for obvious reasons) but, there will be pictures on facebook when we return. I am so looking forward to some pier fishing (AKA Beer Drinking) and going out on the ocean for a day.
I realize this is very short, but I think I am just going to refill the coffee and sit outside for a short while...before the day starts.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
What a beautiful saturday morning. The weather is fantastic and the company and coffee are just great.
The vacation debate is finished...and the winner is...Garden City, SC. The hotel reservations are made. I can't tell you the dates we will be gone (for obvious reasons) but, there will be pictures on facebook when we return. I am so looking forward to some pier fishing (AKA Beer Drinking) and going out on the ocean for a day.
I realize this is very short, but I think I am just going to refill the coffee and sit outside for a short while...before the day starts.
Here's a chuckle to start your day...
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Saturday Morning Reflection #100
Good morning everyone...
Today seems to be a rainy saturday. Sounds like a winner to me after all of the heat.
Lots of discussion going on about the next vacation. Garden City seems to be the winner so far. I like the idea also. Looking forward to coffee on the balcony,with Jackie, and the waves crashing down just a few feet away.
The house is very quiet...Jackie is asleep, Maggie is asleep, and Yoda is asleep. The cats aren't even stirring. The quiet of the morning allows me to reflect upon things. Although I look forward to retirement...I only have 209 paydays left. Kinda scary. I know that fish all over the continent have this marked on their calendars.
Here's a chuckle to start you day...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
Today seems to be a rainy saturday. Sounds like a winner to me after all of the heat.
Lots of discussion going on about the next vacation. Garden City seems to be the winner so far. I like the idea also. Looking forward to coffee on the balcony,with Jackie, and the waves crashing down just a few feet away.
The house is very quiet...Jackie is asleep, Maggie is asleep, and Yoda is asleep. The cats aren't even stirring. The quiet of the morning allows me to reflect upon things. Although I look forward to retirement...I only have 209 paydays left. Kinda scary. I know that fish all over the continent have this marked on their calendars.
Here's a chuckle to start you day...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
Well, until the next time...please remember that I have to pay the bills
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